Oney's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GayWilliamJohnson]

*****

[Mass Effect: Relations]

fucking hilarious

SardonicSamurai responds:

Quit lying

[Admincraft]

cute

I like it a whole bunch, the art is really clean and cute and the sounds pretty fuckin clear. I'm gonna be super specific on what bugged me, cos that's the kind of fag i am. The echo when he says internet sounded really, not like an echo. I also think the last pose of tomar saying ROSS YOU SON OF A to be really inexpressive, and so was the voice acting for that part. The rest was swell, but i think throughout the toon there was a very slight awkwardness between the conversation, like very slight pauses. Just my opinion, keep going jyaxxay

jaxxy responds:

Thanks, Oney! I like fags like you and thanks for the great crit. Appreciate it. Imma work on my expressiveness. I hope my better half takes this into consideration too so we can make the next one way better.

[Groundcats!]

u guys ripped off my idea

now i can never make skydogs

JohnnyUtah responds:

oney wanted to give me a 7 but he just couldn't bring himself to do it.

[SS13_1 - Crystals]

charlie manson would run the fuck away from you

this is insane crazy bullshit and you're totally convinced all this is true cos you read it somewhere. read this. the earth is not aware of anything. this is insane psycho babble. how the hell can someone believe one word of this, how can you say religion is bullshit and spend days working on these videos.

congrats on your vewwy fiwst cult!

RiverJordan responds:

Hey Oney! You're aware, so what makes you think the rest of life isn't?

[Skyrim Collab]

Not so good

2 parts had impressive artwork, the sneeze and yours, however I felt your piece didn't reflect Skyrim at all. Skyrim is snowy and the fields are for the most part yellowy brown and rocky. Also even the simple fact it wasn't a guard that said the dumb arrow to the knee joke just made it pointless (even more so). Plus the voice acting was really cringy, for the old guy, Dovakiin sounded cool. The sneezing one made me laugh, the rest was mega forced. The pot on the head part looked terrible, quality control is nessesscary in collabs, otherwise THAT happens.

You got a 2 review and gave out about people leaving a low score, um people are allowed to not like things? He gave reasons, he wasn't mean about it. I found 1 part funny and well done so for that alone I'm giving this a 3. I didn't like any of the other ones, and though I liked some of the art in yours I still kind of hated it as a piece due to the humor and execution. NOTHING PERSONAL. I just didn't like it. Also try to not use memes as an easy way out, it really won't help in the long run.

[TOME Episode 02]

umm

why did you reintroduce all the characters again, are you going to reintroduce them every time you make a new episode
why is doubling beeped out, and the british guy not when he says bollocks
why are you still beeping doubling out, or having him curse for no reason
if this game is based far into the future why is doubling comparing tome to the matrix or inception, wouldn't they be old obscure movies in this time period
additionally dancing. what
there is no tension when they are stalking gamecrazed or when they enter the mansion, cos the stupid fucking unsuited music is always a yappin
theres on shot where kirbopher and nylock look all terrible and sketchy, what happened were they mugged
why is doublings sister also a professional hacker, thats highly unlikely, my sisters not an animator and i don't have aids
why is she all slimey like doubling, why would she choose the same class, does she have a crush on her brother
why did nylock ask her if she was related to doubling straight off the bat, that's just stupid, if I'm a gnome in world of warcraft am i related to every other gnome IRL, i know she has the same powers but that leads me to another point, the people playing tome seem to be able to make a character with ANY power they want, and any appearance they want, so basically it feels more like an alien world far more than a video game. why not have some jokes relating to MMO videogames, like guys constantly jumping around or have an obvious cock walking around, if they game has THAT much creative options why not.
there was one shot where that hacker girl was on top of the building, and she was made of terrible gradients
'why did you fall, i dont know.' thats really poor writing and i know its hard to know if a joke is good when YOU write it if but whoever you showed this to while making it didnt say 'thats fucking stupid' you should block and delete them cos they dunno what funny is
the entire story furthered nothing
I think you're not changing any of the obvious flaws cos you've already started with them and it'd be weird if the whole style suddenly changed, just changed everything slightly per episode, or don't. I know I don't have to watch these, but you don't have to make cartoons either.

[Action Bunnies 2]

rofl

tomska ur toons just keep gettin better

[Skyrim Is Epic]

i liked nothing in particular

basically improve everything or just give up

psychicpebbles responds:

i swear to god

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

i gotta know

what the story behind the scene where Rina Chan and Kirbopher have a private talk, some kid on NG made it and you guys ripped it? Do you know what the original is called, it's amazing.

CoolDrMoney responds:

if you have to ask

you'll never know