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[SS13_1 - Crystals]

charlie manson would run the fuck away from you

this is insane crazy bullshit and you're totally convinced all this is true cos you read it somewhere. read this. the earth is not aware of anything. this is insane psycho babble. how the hell can someone believe one word of this, how can you say religion is bullshit and spend days working on these videos.

congrats on your vewwy fiwst cult!

RiverJordan responds:

Hey Oney! You're aware, so what makes you think the rest of life isn't?

[Skyrim Is Epic]

i liked nothing in particular

basically improve everything or just give up

psychicpebbles responds:

i swear to god

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

i gotta know

what the story behind the scene where Rina Chan and Kirbopher have a private talk, some kid on NG made it and you guys ripped it? Do you know what the original is called, it's amazing.

CoolDrMoney responds:

if you have to ask

you'll never know

[BONK!]

I seriously envy your talent

fuck you

El-Cid responds:

Yes pleeeeaaaaseee! :3

[Chinese Poison Toys]

Great work

Love the style you chose for this, colors are amazing, keep up the good work.

vakavadesigns responds:

The style was fun to work with, though the challenge was adding flexibility or fluidity to such a geometric style. If I do this style again, I'd like a attempt a greater mix of traditional animation (squash/stretch and more frame by frame work). Making a walk-cycle other than the stiff-moving robot would be a worthwhile challenge too.

Thanks, Oney, for your review, I was wondering if any of NG's 'heavy-hitters' would comment :D

[TOME Episode 01]

What PsychicPedo said

Ok, so your excuse is you want to make these fast and easy and shit them out every month if possible... there is no point in doing that if the end result is utter turd, which this was. There are cartoons online which are terribly animated and have shit sound but they can still be hilarious or give inspiration, but EVERY SINGLE aspect of this is just the same old ham I've seen from you a million times before. Don't bother saying 'it's not my thing', I don't like opera or ballet but I can still apreciate the work and talent that goes into it.
I don't need to say what was wrong with this cos PsychicPebble pretty much nailed it.
I've said a million times before I'm not trying to be mean but hey, you never listen.

Kirbopher responds:

"I don't need to say what was wrong with this cos PsychicPebble pretty much nailed it." Then why leave a review at all?

Dude I don't know what else to tell you. I mean I guess if this ends up completely tanking and doesn't go anywhere then "you're right", but otherwise, I'm doing it this way because I WANT to do it this way. I don't feel like spending a month doing a 30-second video with ONE joke and the animation is gorgeous. I'd rather make something engaging and that has a cohesive story; I'm doing this from the perspective of what -I- would want to see and producing it in a way that -I- can easily get it out.

Chris I respect you as an artist and a person, but I seriously don't know what else to tell you. I don't wanna come off like I'm "not listening" because I GET what you guys are trying to get across here, but this kinda comment is translating to "stop doing anything." If the response is overwhelmingly what you and PsychicPebble are giving me, then that's another story. Otherwise, I don't see any reason to stop doing what I love.

[American Pokemon]

jeff

you're a sick cunt

JohnnyUtah responds:

WHERE'S MY TEN

[Nyan Caxx]

boyaaaaaa

Gotta say the end of this is amazing, I can't get over how well done it is from the point it starts glitching out. Perfect art, sound, timing, Christ. Really great. I will however say that I fucking hate anime humor, I guess most of this is just inside jokes between you and caxx? I also know your style is based off anime, I just hate how forced anime humor is.

But seriously, great job. You has skills bro.

redminus responds:

OOOONNEEEYYYY thanx brah... and yeah it wasn't really inside jokes so much as a series of references. I do try to mix it up here and there too (FUNNY THING, most North American 'anime' actually really rubs me the wrong way... ironic?) but sometimes there's just no denying your roots amirite? PS until I can figure out some proper ascii for it, feel free to pretend that last rhetorical question ends with an emoticon of me crying tears of blood while staring through your eyes and directly into your soul

[Watchguys]

fucking awful

seriously one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever had the displeasure of clicking on, don't make cartoons ever again.

psychicpebbles responds:

you're fired

[R.I.P. Steve Jobs]

really awful

The death of an influential mastermind is nothing to joke about. The turtleneck was drawn really well though, so 10.

psychicpebbles responds:

whoever did the voice of steve jobs is gay