What!?

YESYESYESYESYYES

crimpity crimpity now now crimpity ask me how crimpity crimpity humble pie crimpity crimpity you will die put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting put you in my jacet pocket took you to the meeting humble jackabei jacket on jacket off jacket on jacket off jacket on jacket off ohh ohhh i did a twisty crimpity crimpty now now crimpity ask me how crimpity crimpity you will pay crimpity crimpity out of my way crimpity crimpity fuck you gay.

... I'm sorry man, (sob) i'm sorry

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ah shit Chris just found out Michael Jackson died..

About time someone posted about it. Once I saw the NOOOOOOOO I knew what it had to do with.

Inspired for a new flash?

Michael Jackson + Kids + 20 Sleeping Pills = Death

Ah, crap. ;~;

He shall be missed :'(
Gotta love his old shit. Beat it, Billy jean awsome stuff. sucks he died.

I heard he was in a coma. Still, it got me.

thriller!

What??? Really?!

This is a joke right??? RIGHT????

So... really?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.........What are we NOOOing about?

That really sucks people are going crazy where I am

WOOOOOOHOOOO ITS PARTY TIME!!

I feel your pain, Oney. My friend rang me... told me to turn on the news... saw the text "Singer Michael Jackson suffers cardiac arrest" and "No pulse when paramedics arrive".

My heart tore in two...

Love him or hate him, he was a major link in the modern entertainment chain. And to think, this was going to be his major comeback year! The king of pop returning in a huge series of concerts in all his true glory. But now... he lies in a hospital bed... DEAD.

Why...?

Remember what you were doing today, and remember it well! For you'll need those memories when the phrase comes... "what were you doing when MJ died?"

Well, I dunno about you... but me?

I was on Newgrounds.com

MJ DIED!? YES! FINALLY!

MJ just beat it.

MICHALLLL WHHHHYYY?!?!?? T-T

but who is going to rape little kids now? Will you take the job, Olney?

He shall moon walk into those pearly gates.

the kids are safe

The Golden Age of Pop is officially over today.

Even though his mannerisms that have taken place during this decade are fucked up; he was (and still is) one of my favorites...

This sucks....

penis?

his poor heart couldnt beat it anymore :(

yeah i just heard it was very unexpected

I will moonwalk in his honor tommorow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBd PeKHg

OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD

Today is quite a good day :)

OMG,OMG,OMG im watching it on CNN and can't fucking believe it!!! holy sh!t dood

why mj? couldnt the hollywood satanic bastards sacrafice brit spears for fuck sakes. i thought it was her turn to go.........

Yeah, I just saw that on the news, so after that I knew that's why you were like NOOOOOOOO!

Parody it. Or wait until Egoraptor does, and then parody him.

THAT WAS MEANT AS AN INNOCENT JIBE now I look like an asshole haha

HES NOT DEAD! HES INA COMA BUT GOD DECIDES WHAT HAPENS NOW :OOOOO

And meanwhile no one cares about Fawcett

He's not dead just yet. Its the fucking news paper trying to make up a fake story to get more money. He might just be paralyzed from that long time without breathing, but he is not dead just yet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!111!1!
!!!
My world just ended!

the world is no a better place lol

Yeah, people knew Farrah was going to die. Nobody supected Jackson.

r.i.p MJ.. otherwise ..BIG DEAL -_-

He died at 6:15, Eastern, 4:15 Pacific.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yeah, I just heard the news...

Its a shame realy and he will be truly missed by a lot of people.

RIP Michael Jackson...

MJ is dead

I knew this would be related to MJ. Sad news. ;(

Well that's one arrest he ain't getting out of.

penis

I know!!!!

I don't know what to believe about Michael Jackson, but all I can say is that I hope, that in death he finds the peace he was denied in life.

Don't forget to take notes on those clever comments before you grab your wack-on tablet, art fag.

MJ died DX T-T

Ironic that his last album is called invincible lol

The Lost Boys are safe at last.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Just2pale just lost all his material lol

don't worry im sure he will come back and molest you....

Never saw it coming.

He's dangling baby angels over golden balconies in heaven now. *sniff*

Now MJ will never walk to the moon again........

D: he died I thought michel jackson was so cool xD

I was just playing World of Kung Fu and somebody shouted over the global channel, "R.I.P. Michael Jackson, who died just a few hours ago." I thought it was just somebody playing a prank, but then one of my friends said that the CNN website had a report on it. I don't really know what to think.

Really? Huh. Maybe I would be more mortified if we were talking about original Michael Jackson. But I'm not mortified. I'm indifferent.

i wondered how long it would take for people to catch on
and that was a lot slower than i thought it would

RIP MJ :(

why do I have a feeling that there is gonna be a bunch of spoof flashes on this

WTF happend tell me

This might cheer you up
http://5secondfilms.com/v3beta/watch/
to_catch_a_predator

thats sad men

WHY FARRAH WHY DID YOU DIED ??? oh yeah and that jackson guy too

SIGH....GASP...SCHLUCHZ..NOO :'(((((

DO SOMETHIN' AGAINST THAT >[

Michael Jackson is dead NOOOOOOOOO!

yes

May I hold you?

MJ dying is HORSE SHIT

This officially sucks.

I bet he faked it.

Some people are saying that he died due to hearing about Farrah Fawcett's death, and he couldn't take it.

I... I just don't know. I still can't believe it.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

oh that's not right

Dude it's okay Thriller already came out

Children of the world, you may now sleep in peace.

This is me...
Not caring.
Who cares if he dies.

This shocking event needs some 6-year-old kids and some penis to remember him in his death. Srsly.

Holy Fuzzy Shits.

Well I was thrilled this night.

: THRILLAAAA! THRILLA NIGHT!

Actually, I'm pretty bummed too.

Micheal Jackson Died THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

thriller overdose :(.

lmao your friend is a fag

Say what you want, MJ made good music.

HAHAHAHHA YES finally!

I KNOW

D:

This sucks,I barely found out a couple hours ago and I was in gamestop and the employees put the song thriller in their CD player. Since I'm a retro gamer,I will never forget that MJ made the music for Sonic 3,and now I'm going to play his game moonwalker on the Genesis to honor him.

R.I.P Michael Jackson,R.I.P..................

WHY?!?! WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY

Lol.....That does suck tho.I wish he could have lived,he was a legend rape or no rape.

Michael Jackson was like a /b/rother to me...

Well, look on the bright side, the zombies dancing to thriller gag will actually work now. Other than that, THERE IS NO BRIGHT SIDE!!! :(

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was upset about this. everyone else is was just being asshats about it.

ffffffffffff

I know, one less pedophile in the world.

im contemplating suicide :(

lmao about time.

Ultimate scenario:

He walks out of the hospital AS ONE OF THE ZOMBIES FROM THRILLER AND STARTS DANCING HIGH FIVE

Anyway, it's hard to believe he's dead.

i know sad right

freakin great, first the Gov't submarine....now jackson's blood spilt.....hope the fed's arnt still pissed ;D

l8s

ikr right dude. that sux. atleast his music will still live on

Thank god... the children of today our finally safe from him...

oh dear, oh dear, whatever shall we do? i know! lets loot his place!

Didn't Micheal Jackson rape a kid?

I heard Micheal Jackson raped a kid once.

Yeah guys, Micheal Jackson was the only fucking pedophile that ever existed, and for that matter, the worst.

WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
?!?

It's just so hard to believe he's dead =[

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BUT SERIOUSLY MJ DEATH SUCKS ANAL

I thought it was about his death. 'Tis sad.

Jackson's death right? Yeah kinda struck me as odd to. I mean I heard it was a heart attack but wasn't he a bit young for that? Well from what I know about him it was an interesting life kinda wish I knew more about his work and luckly for him no press to bother him in the afterlife.

Man, this guy was such a legend, and his music was the shit too. R.I.P. MJ, We'll all miss you.

YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!

God why always the good?

Michael Jackson dead,child raping gone down by 87%
okay,that was inappropriate.
It's a great loss,and less important news,Farah Fawcett died too.

cry some more why don't you?

It's always the people with TALENT!!! *sobs*

This is bad....

i know man it sucks

Finally, little boys are safe now. Now, no one will have to explore with "Mr.Glove".

He was my favourite abuser.

I was never a fan of his music but I liked how he molested kids.

Sure, micheal is dead, but so is fahharah faucet (or however the hell you spell her name), so its a double celebrity death.

RIP michael Jackson, we now know he is in a better place

It was the most high-pitched heart attack ever.

Have everyone moonwalk in memory of him.

BECAUSE ITS A THRILLER

umm he aleardy died many years ago

O rly? So he was a cyborg now?

Srsly that sucks, I'm going to rape 50 chlidren for him :'(

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Didn't hate him, didn't love him..
i mean.. it's not a big suprise he died
but it still feels strange tough..

this night :(

Thriller happened a long time ago.

Yeah i heard that.I am saaaaaaaaaaaaad.

His music was PHAT

I KNOW! IT'S SO SAD! I CAN'T BELIVE IT! IT SUCKS SO BAD, and he was starting to get back in the game. I was watching all the remembrance stuff, at least some people still like him

sad / ..\

Fuuck, yes, i feel that way too. It always sucks to feel that someone that was important just died, and it's no longer with us
LETS CRY TOGHETER ONEY!

Some of you may say well he deserved it since he was a child molester but he was never found guilty and those of you who say that there where picture there is photoshop and it can make stuff look like something completely different

I was in a taxi when Michael bit the dust.

No more moonwalks, no more childmolesting ='(

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

are we all forgetting that hes a child molester. sure hes a good singer but come on that's just sick. also hes creepy looking.

Michael Jackson... We hardly knew ye.

It's just safe to know that he's up there with Jesus doing the Moonwalk.

N000000000!!!11!1II fuck, michael's dead :(
but there's more talk about him now then before XD

.... i dont like michael jacksson...

I know how you feel. I nearly flipped out when the King of Pop died. ;-;

Farrah Fawcet's dead :'(

I don't know what to say about his unfortunate plug device... But I know that he was once a good man before he went... white. There are some people, however, who believed that he was murdered... which, if I say so, might make matters worse... hope you understand me...

FF....FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This sucks....

LET'S MAKE A 2-FRAME FLASH AND GET FRONT PAGED OFF OF THIS!

He burns in hell, because he fuckin raped children

Thriller Sequel?

What a shame...........Okay, I moved on.

its finally safe for children to walk streets again, unless they live near perez hilton. and dont worry oney i heard he's goin to be cremated and because he's 99% plastic he'll live on as toys for little boys

I feel your pain dead Oney, I really dp :'(

Poor MJ. We're all going to miss him... but I'll move on. XD
But seriously, poor MJ.

it turns out that the child that said m.j. molested him was fake because his father got fired as a m.j.'s dancer so he made up a story about him molesting him saw it in the news a week ago. so he's not a rapist. FAGs say he's a rapist/molester.

Holy shit, Oney, you're so damn popular! Look at all these comments! This blog is still on the front page! Everyone loves you!

yaaaaaayy now that sick kid raping piece of shit is dead and now there isnt gunna be anymor crappy ass stupid music he sounded gay as hell too

yaaaaayy now that sick kid raping piece of shit gay crappy ass music maker is ded its a historical day, thank you god, please make that piece of shit go to hell:)peace is in the world now

NO!

Oney do you love me?

Oney, where did Mr.Jackson touch you?

The world has one less pedophile.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo

wanna do a skit together bout him?

nice or mean ill do it with you (no emphasis)

l8s, you crazy bastard lol

This blog post is amazing to me. You say nothing useful until the reply to the first comment, and that's what everyone focuses on. VERY CLEVER MY BOY

JUST JERK OFF!

I heard he died of food poisoning. Yeah, he ate a 7-year-old wiener.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S HEART REFUSED TO BEAT IT! XD

He got herpes from too much oral

Aw snizzle snapz.

Michael Jackson dieded.

Well, at least he went out LIKE A BOSS

2+2=5
SYNERGY

This thread is now about Billy Mays.

YES YES YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES :( !

well my bloody cock
guess who died
BILLY MAYS BITCH FUCK YEAH ASS LICKER

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YESYESYESYESYYES

ONonONonON

P; yummz

Now billy mayes is dead what have you done

Sorry 'bout knocking you up.

Uh...

Here's some money for an abortion.

Sexy icon

BILLY MAYS HERE SAYING THAT MICHAEL CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Shia Lebeouf?
"nonononononono!"

NO, NONONO, NONONO, NONONO. KILL EM WIT YA NOOOOOOOO!

MAEKIL JECSUN SHAULL BEE REMBERD

Okay,for all those commenters talking about the child thing with MJ,3 things:
1.Forgiveness
2.He was never really found guilty
3.If he was raping the little boy soals in Heaven,he would be sentenced to damnation.

Michael Jacksons body is gettin cremated into playdo so kids can play with him for once ;)

Jesus christ! 193/194 comments in 7 days!